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A tie is a silly little thing
That the big wigs where to their jobs.
It is supposed to make them look smarter
More important around the shops

Certain colours are worn
For lots of different occassions
For instance black for a funeral
Or something spotty for education

You know which ones are presents
They are the cheesy printed ones
They have such stupid things on there
Sometimes they have printed swans

Now at a wedding I have noticed
Bright coloured ties are expected
Nobody likes a dull colour their
It will get you more respected

For young ones though they are different
They just put any old one on
They don't care if it looks wonky
Or if their mothers fix it, "done!"

A tie is a perculiar thing
They have to be done up precise
Especially if you are a big top lawyer
You don't want to step on thin ice!

So next time you grab a tie
Think of what it could show
A feeling, importance, or an occassion
Pick the right one, then on you go!