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The little boy found himself all in a muddle,
He wanted to know, but didn't want to trouble.

He went to his daddy and said, "Daddy, please!"
Tell me about the birds and the bees!
I don't want to learn about flowers or trees!"
"Go ask your mother." He said with a wheeze.
She knows best, i promise! He teased.

So he went to his mother and asked in glee,
"How are babies made mummy? How can it be?
There's no way I can think of, I just can't see!"
"Go ask big sister, she would know you see!"
She groaned and moaned and sipped her tea.

So he went to his big sister and asked with a moan,
"What did you do? Are babies grown?
Tell me big sis!" He stopped to groan.
"P**s off little bro', I'm on my phone!,
See your brother instead, he's all alone!"

So he went to his brother and asked with a sigh,
"I need to find this out, before I die.
How are we here, how did we arrive?!?!"
"Go see your friends, go on, say hi,
If you want to know about gal's and guy's."

So he went to his friends and knocked on their door,
"Tell me about it, Don't be a bore!
Please my bezzie! Tell me the score!"
"Oh god little mate, don't say any more!
Go look on google, thats got it all!

So he went to the internet and typed in his query,
his eyes were all droopy, he was feeling weary,
When the results came up, his eyes opened up wide,
he looked upside down and looked to the side.
He giggled and sniggered and said with a smile
"Oh thank you, dear google! Now, whats a paedophile?!"